Friday, December 7, 2007

Reason #156 That I Need New Glasses

I went to bed quite late last night. I went through my nightly routine--taking my contacts out, getting my pajamas on, etc. I put toothpaste on my toothbrush and started to brush my teeth. I quickly realized that something was not right. The toothpaste tasted strange and my mouth started to feel funny. I picked up the "toothpaste" and realized I had made a small error. I was brushing my teeth with the Benadryl anti-itch cream that I was using to treat Allison's rash.

Tho if I talk with a lithp you'll underthtand why. My tongue ith a little numb.

7 comments:

John said...

I can taste your pain. Hopefully you didn't use the antifreeze to rinse your mouth out.

Shayleen Lunt said...

I always wonder if stories like this are true. Are you serious?

Leslie said...

Oh, Jamie! I'm so sorry! That's just plain nasty!!! I hope your tongue and your pride recover soon!

Papa D said...

Help . . I . . can't . . breathe . . I'm . . laughing . . too . . hard!

Patty said...

On the plus side... at least it wasn't athlete's foot cream!!

:P, corrie said...

On more than one occasion I've fallen asleep with my contacts in and when I wake up I swear that I've been 'cured' of bad vision as I can see clearly and so very far. Then my eyeballs starting screaming for moisture and I realize my error.

I've also thought several times how thankful I am that we live in a time for glasses. If I didn't have them who knows what would become of me. I would have probably been labeled a Salem witch or something. I'm useless without them.
High five for being a member of the club!

Pampered Princess said...

hee hee hee hee!!! oh man that was priceless!